Nobody Does It Better

Nobody does it better makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you Baby, you’re the best

I wasn’t lookin’ but somehow you found me
It tried to hide from your love light But like heaven above me
The spy who loved me is keepin’ all my secrets safe tonight

And nobody does it better though sometimes I wish someone could
Nobody does it quite the way you do Why’d you have to be so good?

The way that you hold me whenever you hold me
There’s some kind of magic inside you that keeps me from runnin’
But just keep it comin’ How’d you learn to do the things you do?

Oh, and nobody does it better makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you Baby, baby, darlin’, you’re the best

Baby you’re the best

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Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.

URGENT ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

I AM SPECIAL AGENT JOHN EDWARD FROM THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) INTELLIGENCE UNIT, WE HAVE JUST INTERCEPTED AND CONFISCATED TWO (2) TRUNK BOXES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NEW YORK, AND ARE ON THE VERGE OF MOVING IT TO OUR BUREAU HEAD QUARTERS.

WE HAVE SCANNED THE SAID BOXES, AND HAVE FOUND IT TO CONTAIN A TOTAL SUM OF $4.1 MILLION AND ALSO BACKUP DOCUMENT WHICH BEARS YOUR NAME AS THE RECEIVER OF THE MONEY CONTAINED IN THE BOXES, INVESTIGATIONS CARRIED OUT ON THE DIPLOMAT WHICH ACCOMPANIED THE BOXES INTO THE UNITED STATES HAS IT THAT HE WAS TO DELIVER THIS FUNDS TO YOUR RESIDENCE AS PAYMENT WHICH WAS DUE YOU FROM THE OFFICE OF FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN NIGERIA FROM UNPAID CONTRACT SUMS.

WE CROSS-CHECKED ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTATION IN THE BOXES, AND WERE ABOUT TO RELEASE THE CONSIGNMENT TO THE DIPLOMAT,WHEN WE FOUND OUT THAT THE BOXES IS LACKING ONE VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTATION WHICH AS A RESULT, THE BOXES HAS BEEN CONFISCATED.

ACCORDING TO SECTION 229 SUBSECTION 31 OF THE 1991 CONSTITUTION IN TAX PAYMENT, YOUR CONSIGNMENT LACKS PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE FROM THE JOINT TEAM OF THE IRS AND HOMELAND SECURITY, AND THERE FOR, YOU MUST CONTACT US FOR DIRECTION ON HOW TO PROCURE THIS CERTIFICATE, SO THAT YOU CAN BE RELIEVED OF THE CHARGES OF EVADING TAX WHICH IS A PUNISHABLE OFFENSE UNDER SECTION 12 SUBSECTION 441 OF CONSTITUTION ON TAX EVASION.

YOU ARE THEREFORE REQUIRED TO GET BACK TO ME ON THIS EMAIL {agntfbb@hotmail.com} WITHIN 72HOURS, SO THAT I WILL GUIDE YOU ON HOW TO GET THE NEEDED DOCUMENT. FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH OUR DIRECTIVE MAY LEAD YOU INTO PROBLEM, YOU WILL BE ARRESTED, INTERROGATED AND PROSECUTED IN THE COURT OF LAW FOR MONEY LAUNDRY.

WE MAY ALSO GET THE FINANCIAL ACTION TASK FORCE ON MONEY LAUNDERING (FATF) INVOLVED IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCTIONS. YOU ARE ALSO ADVISED NOT TO GET IN CONTACT WITH ANY BANK IN AFRICA, EUROPE OR ANY OTHER INSTITUTION, AS YOUR FUND ARE HERE NOW IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

YOURS IN SERVICE

Agent John Edward
Regional Director
Federal Bureau of Investigation
E-mail:agntfbb@hotmail.com

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Dear Officer,

Truly I am very happy received your email. I don’t have to do anything and suddenly I have money in a sum of  4.1 million dollar. It’s like a dream that I  never dare to imagine to be come true.

Please Officer, pinch me to know that I’m not still dreaming. Wake me up. Slap me in my cheek, if it’s necessary. I will appreciate your help and guidance. But unfortunately and honestly I am not rich enough to pay any costs to bail out that sum of money.

So please, dear Officer !
Arrest me in your love, so I can’t run away from your love.
Handcuff me with your love, so I’ll definitely and completely be yours and your love.
Interrogate me in depth, so you know if I lie or tell the truth about our future love.
Prosecute me with your love and put me in jail of your love.

But I have one request for you, please don’t ever spam me again.

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