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Jarik

aJA seRIK
Itu arti filosofi dari jarik.
Artinya jangan iri terhadap orang lain.
Tapi bisa juga diartikan menjadi jangan serik kalau dibilang kampungan ndeso.
Lantaran ketinggalan jaman dan ketinggalan mode.
Walaupun itulah yang dipakai para bangsawan Jawa.
Bahkan ada istilah lain yang lebih anggun yaitu aristokrat Jawa.

JArang diliRIK.
Memang itulah keadaannya.
Semakin ditinggalkan oleh kebanyakan dari kita.

JAngan diliRIK.
Kalau ini adalah peringatan  buat para penggemar berat busana Jawa.
Soalnya sekali lirik bisa-bisa tergoda dan hawa nafsu bisa naik sampai kepala.

diJAbarkan dan ditaRIK.
Itulah cara memakainya.
Dibuka dan ditarik mengelilingi pinggang  kuat-kuat.

kalau JAlan diliRIK.
Kalau sudah memakai busana ini, kain kebaya.
Bisa-bisa orang lain pada ngelirik begitu lihat kita berjalan.

kalau JAlan meliRIK.
Sementara buat pemakainya sendiri bisa-bisa jalan sambil lirak-lirik.
Soalnya malu terlihat begitu anggun dan lain daripada yang lain.

rela diJAjah asal menaRIK
Seluruh badan dari kaki sampai kepala rela dipakaikan sandal jinjit, jarik,  corset, kebaya dan sanggul.
Asal akhirnya bisa tampil cantik dan anggun.

JAdilah putRI Kartini
Inilah yang biasa didengungkan di hari yang bertanggal 21 April.
Meneladani pahlawan emansipasi wanita Indonesia.
Entah cuma soal pakaiannya  ataupun sampai ke ideologinya.
Sekali lagi, selamat hari Kartini !

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Programming crossdressing

do {

if  your face not wear any makeup {

put on makeup ;

}

if   you are still wearing a man’s dress {

undress ;

pick a woman’s dress ;

wear it ;

}

if  your feet are still not wearing a woman’s shoes {

pick a woman’s shoes ;

put it on your feet ;

}

if your hair doesn’t support your appearance {

put on a wig on your head ;

}

} while not completed

do {

express your self in front of a mirror ;

try to talk like a woman ;

try to behave like a woman ;

try to walk like a woman ;

} while not getting bored

if want more challenge {

going out ;

}

if want more satisfaction {

seek dating friend or masturbating;

}

Who Am I ?

Who am I anyway ?

My ID card says that I am a male, but some said that I look like a female

Who am I anyway ?

I have a cock, but I also have small breasts too at least that’s what I think

Who am I anyway ?

I have a rare moustache and a rare beard, but I also like to wear makeup

Who am I anyway ?

My real hair is so thin,  so I like to wear women  wig

Who am I anyway ?

I have  Adam’s apple, but I like to try talking  like a woman

Who am I anyway ?

Some called me sir, but I like to wear women dress

Who am I anyway ?

Am I someone who drunk or someone who confused about myself or  someone who thinks upside down ?

What’s in a name ?

What’s in a name ?

That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet

What’s in a name ?

A lady  which named “Di” by any other name would smile as sweet

What’s in a name ?

A lady  which named “Boy” by any other name would smile as sweet ?

What’s in a name ?

A lady  which named “Boy” in Thailand by any other name would smile sweeter and more perfect  ?

What’s in a name ?

A lady  which named “Boy” in Thailand by any other name would look more perfect  and more gorgeous ?

So, what’s in a name ?

If she’s more beautiful than a lady, she must be  a ladyboy !

Soneta

They said that it was a kind of poem

That consists of fourteen rows

As a poem if it was written by a poet

It contains a deep meaning

As a  literary work  it  is certainly has a high value

More over in Indonesia it has many lovers

But it’s more special because it really rhymes

And really has a melody and has music accompaniment

People who listen to it even may sway and dance

But if you don’t want to listen to it, indeed too

In Indonesia we say “sungguh terlalu”

Because it is a name of a Malay Orchestra led by Rhoma Irama

Who often says “sungguh terlalu”

Maybe you who are not from Indonesia don’t understand

For this I’m sorry, but I just try to make a funny thing about Soneta

In order to participate in  NaPoWriMo

I hope this poem can be entertaining and not offensive